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gay-idiot-pyromaniac · 1 year ago

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my dog ate my brothers ramen while he went to the bathroom and his gf who was on facetime during the crime took evidence 😭😭

#dogs #we rate dogs #ramen thief #j talks #thisbis so funny #my dogs a criminal #lmao #im literally going insane

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jenoutof10 · 2 months ago

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alcohol + bsd men because i remembered i have free will 🧎🎉

uncolored bcs i was originally gonna make these 3 + nikolai and sigma but got lazy 🤷 will maybe draw sigma or color in the future if i feel like it

super random post that started when i doodled dazai in my notebook while in a super boring religion class

#i think due to recent chapters fyodor had to be knocked down a peg #in my mind he is not only a highly dangerous criminal but a pathetic one #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chūya #fyodor dostoevsky #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #bsd fyodor #bungou stray dogs fanart #bsd fanart #dazai fanart #chuuya fanart #fyodor fanart #artists on tumblr #🍑 jen's sketches

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definetelynotavampire · 8 months ago

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The case of the missing candy

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degenerateshinji · 1 year ago

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did i fix it

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luthqrs · 3 months ago

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JENNIFER JAREAU & EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS 5x03 | ‘Reckoner'

+ a close up…. for science

#jj and her big sad puppy dog eyes #why'd she have to look at her like that #criminal minds #jj jareau #jennifer jareau #emily prentiss #jemily #aj cook #paget brewster #cm #cmedit #criminal minds gif #luthqrs #luthqrscm #my gifs #crim s5 #luthqrsgifs #cm 5x03 #reckoner

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suja-janee · 8 months ago

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I wonder who these two totally random people in disguise are?

#sareena really said ‘if you don’t take me out on a date FOR ONCE I’m gonna break up with you again’#they break up twice every week and for some reason get back together EVERY TIME #that’s their relationship dynamic… they get along about as much as cats and dogs do #also they’re wanted criminals now for stealing from a 7 eleven #bi Han has no idea how normal society works and doesn’t have any money #law enforcement can’t ID them either cause ones a literal demon and the other lives in an isolated clan #bireena #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #bi han #sub zero #sareena #bi han x sareena #sareena x bi han #doodle #my art

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sleeplessv0id · 3 months ago

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me when someone asks me something about the fandoms I've been heavily involved in for years.

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vaspider · 5 months ago

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I don't know what I was expecting. I named him after a smuggler.

#ser davos seawoof #MY DOG THE CRIMINAL #I realized smth was up when suddenly it was TOO QUIET #and he hadn't come to wail dramatically at me that he wasn't getting attention for at least 5 minutes

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taxolotl · 2 years ago

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hm?

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai osamu #my art #return of my fav war criminal 🙌🙌🙌

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shannonsketches · 7 months ago

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Why is the anime so weird, it's not even the same series dude?? It's like,

Anime:

GOKU: I have a great idea to bring peace to the universe, and my leadership and compassion alone will unite us all. I have No Flaws and am A True Relatable Everyman :)

VEGETA: NO! I AM THE BEST AND I WILL CAUSE PROBLEMS UNTIL I AM RECOGNIZED AS SUCH!!!!

Manga:

GOKU: Vegeta what's cornmeal made of? I know it's what the corn eats, but what's it made of? VEGETA: Hey Kakarot let's play the quiet game until one of us dies.

#dbtag #I do not understand this writing it's so bad aklsdlkasjd #Toei wants Goku to be Clark Kent SO bad and he SO isn't lmao #they're so good and dumb and rounded and complex in the manga what is the anime so afraid of #Toriyama said 'no no this man is a detached faux-immortal who has a dear pure heart but he's childlike and selfish even though he's kind'#and toei went 'got it goku's never done anything wrong ever in his life'#toriyama said 'Vegeta's gone through a lot and he's finally settling into his more mature leadership role with the confidence he's earned'#and toei said 'got it vegeta has the confidence of a high school bully except now he can interact with his family as a comedy bit'#girl hWHAT #Toei trying to group Goku and Vegeta as two people who would rather train than be with their families and Toriyama said NO Vegeta wants #to be HOME this is the first time in years that he's HAD ONE and it makes him HAPPY to be with his wife and children!!#Vegeta trains so that he can protect the things he doesn't want to lose again and Goku trains because it's the thing that makes him happies #They are NOT the same lmao And yeah Vegeta still wants to beat Goku but he also knows that Gohan could dogwalk both of them if he wanted #He also knows Trunks and Goten are going to surpass them it's not about being the best anymore he's past that he just wants to Not Need Gok #He just doesn't want to have to rely on Goku to save the day he wants to be Enough on his own he just wants to know he can be #because every time it's mattered he WASN'T and people he loved were lost to his inability to protect them and he carries that #Like Whis diagnosed him with anxiety and cptsd out in the open and Beerus said he was self-centered for feeling guilt #+ he lowkey enjoys the rivalry it keeps him goal-oriented so he can't get complacent and lazy which is what triggered his Buu Saga breakdow #realized how Fucked Up it was that having a home and loving family made him feel like he was failing and went 'wait no I won actually??'#now he's chill as fuck in the manga. cool confident leader.#and sometimes he is childish and dumb with Goku as a treat #you know what rocks about his rivalry with Goku in Super though is that it's Playful. Vegeta is learning how to Play.#You ever seen a shelter dog get introduced to a really playful dog and it takes a minute for the shelter dog to understand it's safe here #And then they're both running around the backyard playing hot potato with one braincell?? That's Goku and Vegeta's relationship #and the way the anime sleeps on that dynamic is so fucking criminal especially when it's literally canon it's in print it's out there #you had the playbook how'd you fumble it this bad #anyway that's my 25+ year blorbo thoughts I love Geets a lot okay #And I love Goku in the manga a lot I'd forgotten that he's actually a great character when Toei's not fucking up his whole vibe

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a-timely-problem · 3 months ago

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Overheard at the BAU

Emily and 4 year old Henry: /both dressed in ski masks/

JJ: "...What are you doing?"

Emily, exited: "We're on a mission to steal the neighbours' dog!"

JJ: "No you aren't"

Emily, stops smiling: "They say 'be gay, do crime' but they never mean it."

#criminal minds #bau #incorrect quotes #paget brewster #emily prentiss #jemily #aj cook #jennifer jareau #henry lamontagne #Dogs #Stealing dogs #My grandma and her best friend once stole a dog #Back in the 50s #They were adults #She was an icon

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l1li4n · 3 months ago

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i want everyone to know, i still haven't moved on.

(i was listening to this while looking at these btw. so y'all know where my mind was going)

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fondfamilies · 2 months ago

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ok 3 more now i sleep

#after the first one jj tweets 'SHIT WRONG ACCOUNT' & deletes quickly #my post #criminal minds #jennifer jareau #elle greenaway #jason gideon #luke alvez #i should make a tag for these ok #cm tweet edits #the last tweet was originally about dogs

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cxrrodedcoffin · 4 months ago

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this man loves an animal and i love him for it🐾🤎

mgg + dogs/animals lockscreens for anon

reblog/like is you save, likes are always appreciated but reblogs and feedback keep artists going!

#mgg #matthew gray gubler #mgg pics #mgg edit #mgg lockscreens #matthew gray gubler lockscreen #lockscreens #criminal minds #68 kill #chip taylor #spencer reid #mine #dogs #dogblr #cats of tumblr #catblr #my edits

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silverspleen · 4 months ago

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STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.

I just think they should kiss maybe?

Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.

Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!

because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.

Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye

you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*

WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.

#faralex #tailor made in a lab to make me specifically crazy #fucking immaculate dog loyalty commander x subordinate dynamic marred by REAL LIFE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS #especially funny since she keeps being like “I am not your CO” “you do not have to take orders from me”#while alex is like “HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP COMMANDER FARAH BABY PLEASE ur so sexy tell me how strong ur moral backbone is hahahaha #biting and maiming the call of duty writers #the dragoon diaries #farah karim #alex keller #farah karim my wife farah karim I love you so much as a character why do they keep doing you dirty #local woman desperately in need of a display of unconditional loyalty receives random american man who will die for her no questions asked #foreign man with moral code like a dead fish (CIA operative for six years) suddenly develops spine (Farah Karim)#Alex is cute but YOU KNOW THAT MAN IS A WAR CRIMINAL BIGTIME #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare 2019 #art #dragoon draws #long post

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justanotherperson1 · 1 year ago

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How tall is Bay OP compared to the TFP bots & cons?

I just imagine TFP Megs having to look up at Bay OP, scared shitless as Bay OP glares down at him like he just insulted his carrier. Bay OP bitch-slapped a Dinobot (Grimlock) over twice/three times his size like it was nothing, he would destroy TFP Megs.

"In my universe, I ripped your head clean off your shoulders. And that was when I was missing an arm."

Imagine if they met Bay Megs too... :0

I was going to sit here and make a joke about how Bay! Optimus was so much shorter than his Counterpart and Megatron in TFP! Because I when I was first researching it I saw he was about 22 feet tall compared to their enormous 30’ and 32’ feet… but then I found sources saying Bay! Was 28’ or that TFP OP was 35…. DOES ANYONE KNOW THEIR CANNONICAL ACTUAL HEIGHTS???? Am I just blind???? Do I not know how to research??? Does anyone have an official chart???

Anyway, Bay! Op IS the goat when it comes to violence no matter what size, but I had such a funny image of him being a smidge taller than bumble and looking UP at Megatron saying those same things and still getting that same reaction. AND THEN Megatron- if he ever found out about his Bay! Counterpart would have to deal with the fact that he had a stint where he went mad in the middle of Africa with transformer organic babies (????) and ended up stranded on earth with little to nothing anyway being hunted down by three different organizations so Dude is pressed to say the least. I feel like Bay! Megatron doesn’t have that same dog in him like TFP Megatron does tbh.

Now, if Bay! Op was taller….. It would be like facing a dark ronin of death leaving a path of destruction in his wake. Yikes.

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